December 2014

This year's Turner Ink Christmas card featured my favourite type of lingo: slaaaaaaang.And if you're wondering what the heck they said - here are the translations.Cockney Rhyming Slang After Christmas kidney, turn off the custard and take the oxo or a sherbet to the rub-a-dub with a couple of chinas, then spend your bangers or cadge some bread for a few...

As a paid up sarf Londoner, there’s nothing I like more than a bit o’ slang, be it street, polari or cocker-nee. Unfortunately, I don't get to write it much in my everyday copywriting life. Strange that.So for a giggle, this year’s Christmas cards are written completely in slang. If you can fathom what they say, you could be in...