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Archive for October 2009

Today is National Poetry Day: My favourite poem is…

8th
Oct
by Sarah Turner

Today is National Poetry Day. This is my favourite poem and I learnt it off my heart when I was six. (Yes, that is a long time ago.) 

 

Furry Bear

If I were a bear,
And a big bear too,
I shouldn’t much care
If it froze or snew;
I shouldn’t much mind
If it snowed or friz -
I’d be all fur-lined
With a coat like his!

Winne the Pooh by E H Shepard

For I’d have fur boots and a brown fur wrap,
And brown fur knickers and a big fur cap.
I’d have a fur muffle-ruff to cover my jaws.
And brown fur mittens on my big brown paws.
With a big brown furry-down up to my head,
I’d sleep all the winter in a big fur bed.

A.A.Milne – Now We Are Six


Yuppies, Yeppies and other acronyms we love

2nd
Oct
by Sarah Turner

Yuppies. Who can forget them? As synonymous with the 80s as mobile phones the size of bricks; gloopy hair gel; and Gordon ‘lunch is for wimps’ Gekko.

Yuppies was an acronym (sort of) for Young Urban Professional. Those upper-middle class, upwardly mobile twenty-to thirty-somethings that barked into their phones, carried a Filofax and wore red braces. And that was the girls.

But using acronyms to describe social groups has been around since the 1950s, when the term WASP was coined by Andrew Hacker in American Political Science Review. WASP or white Anglo Saxon Protestant was used to describe affluent white North Americans of north European descent (who were often neither Anglo Saxon nor Protestant. But, hey).

So, what other acronyms do marking bods use? October’s The Marketer explains.

SINBAD: Single Income No Boyfriend Absolutely Desperate. Ouch. An acronym for all the Bridget Joneses of the world.

SKIPPY: School Kids With Purchasing Power. Those annoying kids who want a 3G iPhone, a Nintendo DSi, the new shape PS3 and Wii Sports Resort. And they’ve got the cash to buy them. Grrr.

DINKY: Double Income No Kids. High earning couple without the financial drain of sprogs. Marketers love these people. We hate them.

SITCOM: Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage. Yeah, not a great place to be right now.

YEPPIES: Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers. These peeps shop around looking for the perfect plasma screen, the perfect relationship, the perfect career, home and lifestyle. But will they recognise it when they get it?

So what acronym would you be?

I’d be ACNEE. Amazing copywriter never earns enough. Oh dear.


 

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