Bloopers

So for those of you that received a Turner Ink Xmas card this year, these are the bloopers. How many did you get?A Christmas tail [A classic homonym. It should be tale.]Santa was having a bad day. 4 [up to number 10, spell out the number. So Four] of his elfs [elves] were throwing a sickie and the work experience...

Plural of man is men, so hair styling belonging to the men is men's. Check.Plural of child is children, so hair styling belonging to children is children's. Check.So hair styling belonging to the ladies is...

We moved offices at over Christmas. And in the studio we've got a nice big white wall we've yet to fill. Until last night that was. I came into work this morning and Phil had created Super Mario out of a pack of Post-It notes. Brilliant!  ...

With exam season nearly upon us let’s take a look at how well last year’s 16 year olds did. (These are all genuine answers. Wrong, but genuine.)Q: Name the four seasons A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large...

This blooper was spotted in the Arsenal programme for this week’s big match against Porto. (We won 5-0 since you ask. What? Oh you didn’t ask.)Fantastic cause. (Great Ormond Street Hospital). Amazing Football Club. But rotten old punctuation.Remember: Child in singular. Children is plural. Anything belonging to children is children’s....