The Turner Ink blog contains rants, bloopers, observations and opinions. It also has handy tips on grammar and punctuation such as colons: semicolons; and full stops. As well as some very useful ‘how tos’. Feel free to leave comments. Be nice though.

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Archive for the 'Bloopers' category

Our punctuation has gone missing. Reward offered

31st
Mar
by Sarah Turner

Trawling the interwebs this week I came across this little beauty (names have been removed to protect the innocent).

There are three issues that are consistently addressed in our work: client needs, purpose, cost + the site, its context, history + materials, light, volume.

Hmmmm. I’m guessing there’s punctuation missing. Some semicolons probably. Or a comma or six.  

But nope, I have no idea what they mean either.


Mens. Just so wrong

25th
Feb
by Sarah Turner

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Ok, one more time.

Man is singular. If the wardrobe essentials belong to a man it should be a man’s wardrobe essentials

Men is the plural of man. If the wardrobe essentials belong to the men it should be men’s wardrobe essentials. 

Men apostrophe S.

Like this: men’s.

Not mens. Mens is not a word.


Stand and deliver

14th
Dec
by Sarah Turner

How about this little corker spotted on a sign in my local market this week: ’99p fresh Brussel sprout storks’.

And I thought they only carried babies.


I take you…and A, E, I and O

10th
Sep
by Sarah Turner

I was browsing through a local magazine recently and noticed this ad for a well known Surrey venue. ‘….perfect for weddings or renewing your vowels’.


 

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