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Kepp cleap…keer clep…don’t park ‘ere

1st
Apr
by Sarah Turner

Keep Clear

 

As reported in today’s Daily Mail. It was April Fool’s Day though…

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Crap politicians say

24th
Mar
by Sarah Turner

Today is budget day in the UK. Also known as ‘we’re going to screw you just a bit more and hope you don’t notice’ day.

In honour of the occasion, here are a few of the most annoying words and phrases that politicians insist on using. How many will we hear today, I wonder?

Right and proper…
Full and frank discussion…
Look…
Going forward…
Listen…
To be fair…
Let’s be very clear about this…
Root and branch…
A full range of measures…
Roll out new initiatives…
The fact of the matter is…
Lessons have been learned…
I’ve worked within the rules…
Almost exactly…
Beg the question…
If you ask me…
Can I just say…
On a daily basis…
The key issues…
I’ve done nothing wrong…

Any others to add to this list? Leave them in the comments.

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Apart from agenda, referendum, memorabilia et al., what have the Romans ever done for us?

18th
Mar
by Sarah Turner

What with the 2054th anniversary of the death of Julius Caesar this week (Et tu, Brute?) and London’s mayor Boris Johnson urging state schools to start teaching Latin again, the old language has been in the news saepius sepius (frequently).

Boris even went as far to say “I firmly believe that we must not starve the minds of students eager to embrace the great intellectual disciplines of Latin…There is simply no better way than to make young minds think in a logical and analytical way.”

But how useful is Latin? It’s a dead language right? I mean, when do we ever use it?

Well, if you’re a lawyer, a gardener or a medicus (doctor) you probably use Latin all the time. But even if you’re not you probably use Latin every day.

Here are a pauca sed bona (few, but good) Latin phrases and words.

Ad hoc: to this particular purposeModus operandi (m.o.): way of operating
Ad infinitum: going on foreverNota bene (n.b.): note it well
Ad nauseam: continuing to the point of nauseaPer annum: yearly
Ante meridiem (a.m.): before noonPer capita: per head (per person)
Agenda: things to be donePer cent: per hundred
Alias: otherwisePer diem: daily
Alibi: elsewherePer se: by itself
Census: count of citizensPost meridiem (p.m.): after noon
Carpe diem: Seize the dayPost mortem: after death
Circa (ca.): around or approximatelyPost partum: after childbirth
E.g. (exempli gratia): for examplePost scriptum (p.s.): postscript
Et al. (et alii): and othersQuid pro quo: something for something
Etc. (et cetera): and the rest of such thingsQuis custodiet ipsos custodes?: Who will guard the guardians?
Ergo: therefore in conclusionQuo vadis: where are you going?
Facsimile: make a similar oneReferendum: something to be referred
I.e. (id est): that is or in other wordsRigor mortis: the rigidity of death
In memoriam: in memory (of)Sic: thus
Interim: meanwhileStatus quo: the state in which
In vino veritas: In wine is truthTerra firma: solid ground
Ipso facto: by the fact itselfVia: by way of
Magnum opus: the greatest piece of workVeni, vidi, vici: I came, I saw, I conquered
Memorabilia: memorable thingsVice versa: position being reversed
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We’re doing it for the childrens, child’s, chil….kids

12th
Mar
by Sarah Turner

Arsenal programmeThis blooper was spotted in the Arsenal programme for this week’s big match against Porto. (We won 5-0 since you ask. What? Oh you didn’t ask.)

Fantastic cause. (Great Ormond Street Hospital). Amazing Football Club. But rotten old punctuation.

Remember:
Child in singular.
Children is plural.
Anything belonging to children is children’s.

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Hard working words: An interview with Andy Maslen, copywriter, speaker, coach and author. Part 2

4th
Mar
by Sarah Turner

This is the second part of my interview with Andy Maslen. (Read part one here where Andy reveals the inspiration for his latest book, what he really thinks about content mills and why he proofreads his tweets.)

TI: So tell us a bit more about your background Andy. How did you get into this copywriting malarkey?
AM: I was booted out of my job as a marketing director and needed to replace my income. Since I was always sneaking off to write copy, this seemed like a good direction to go in. Copywriting was always my favourite part of the job, from when I joined that company as a marketing assistant.

TI: You’ve now been a copywriter for over 24 years. What’s been your best project in that time?
AM: Easy! The renewal series I wrote a couple of years ago for BBC Top Gear Magazine. Nothing has ever come close to writing a sales letter from Jeremy Clarkson.

TI: My best projects are where clients give me free stuff! Ok, so what’s been your most successful project?
AM: I’ve written a few control-beating DM packs over the years. Just recently, an integrated campaign we created for a b2b magazine went 30% over target. That was satisfying.

TI: So would you consider yourself a specialist or a generalist?
AM: I’m a specialist. In direct marketing copy for publishers and membership organisations. And in b2b copy. But I’ll write about virtually anything as long as it’s legal and doesn’t make my hair stand on end.

TI: Do you prefer writing direct copy over web copy then? Or do you enjoy writing any type of copy?
AM: I love it all, but if it was my last day in harness and I could choose anything to write, give me a direct mail letter for a consumer magazine.

TI: And do you have a particular time of the day you prefer to write?
AM: Yes. 8.30 am – 11.00 am and 3.00pm – 6.00pm.

TI: What’s your favourite part of the copywriting process? Do you enjoy research? Immersing yourself in someone else’s business? Or getting down to the writing?
AM: If you categorise copywriters as researchers, planners or writers, then I’m a writer. Nothing beats the pleasure of getting a sentence just right – so that any other words or structure wouldn’t be as good. But, truthfully, you can’t do that unless you’ve also figured out how to achieve the client’s objectives. I love selling too – that feeling when you’ve just closed a deal is pretty sweet.

TI: What’s the single best investment you’ve made in your copywriting career?
AM: A copy of How to Write Sales Letters That Sell by Drayton Bird. And my chair, a Haag. (Whoops, that’s two.)

TI: We’ll allow that! Any copywriting horror stories you want to share?
AM: At 38, being told to do something less than sensible in a briefing meeting by a client who justified it by saying, “I think I know what I’m talking about – I do have two years’ experience of marketing”. Me sitting there biting my tongue and reflecting that I was writing copy professionally when she was learning about verbs and nouns.

TI: Aaah yes. I was once told by a client that she didn’t think she needed a copywriter because she had an English O’ Level and could do it herself.
AM: [Laughing] Others include arguing with a client, while jetlagged, thinking, “I can win this”. Oh, and when I was still in a corporate job, I printed 30,000 copies of a catalogue with a typo – “cosnumer” instead of “consumer” – on a thumb tab. (Not that it rankles, oh no!)

TI: Is there a company you haven’t written for that you’d like to?
AM: Maybe The New Yorker (a brand of Condé Nast rather than a company). I find that the most rewarding relationships are with individuals not companies. I have certainly pursued companies only to find that the glamour of the brand name didn’t translate into, for example, prompt payment.

TI: So what’s up next? What other projects have you got in the pipeline?
AM: My next book is at the first draft stage. It’s about how to run a successful freelance copywriting business. You know about that one as you generously agreed to let me interview you for it! I’m really excited about it – I think it’s going to help a lot of people avoid the mistakes I made, save themselves a lot of time/energy and make some decent money.

I’m thinking about maybe creating some sort of copywriting inner circle where people join for an annual membership fee and get one-to-one advice, teleseminars and stuff (hmm, that doesn’t sound too businesslike does it?). Watch this space.

TI: Sounds great Andy. Lastly, how can people get in touch with you?
AM: Via our websites www.sunfish.co.uk and www.andymaslen.com. And my blog. Or email me at andy.maslen@sunfish.co.uk. You can also follow me on Twitter @andymaslen.

TI: Andy, thanks so much for your time today.
AM: My pleasure.

 

 

Andy-Maslen-copywriterAndy Maslen is an independent copywriter specialising in corporate publicity, direct marketing and subscriptions.

He has written copy for online and offline marketing campaigns for, among others, The Economist Group, Emap, the DTI, BBC Worldwide, Hamleys, The London Stock Exchange, The British Standards Institution, The Landscape Design Trust, Euromoney, Informa, Time Out, The New York Times Company and TSL Education.

Andy is a lifetime Fellow of the Institute of Direct Marketing and author of Write to Sell: the Ultimate Guide to Great Copywriting; 100 Great Copywriting Ideas: from Leading Companies Around the World; and The Copywriting Sourcebook: How to Write Better Copy, Faster – For Everything from Ads to Websites, all published by Marshall Cavendish.

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