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Posts tagged 'business bull'

If this is the solution, what was the problem?

3rd
Apr
by Sarah Turner

I hate the word solution. I really do. It’s now so over-used it has lost all its meaning. Lunch solutions? Right. That would be a sandwich then. Or how about plumbing solutions? Got it. You’re a plumber. Or spotted on a bin in Glasgow the other weekend: ‘Providing refuse solutions’.

But my favourite, seen on a website this week, ‘Contemporary quality solutions to light control’. Yes people. We are talking about a blind.

And why we’re at it turn-key is really awful as well. As is one-stop shop. And the word user. The one-stop shop for turnkey solutions for users. Good grief.

Even Wikipedia agrees. Here’s what they say.

The word solution should be confined to its use in chemistry, mathematics and problem solving. It should not be used to refer to products, services, software or a combination of these things, since such usage implies that the product or service solves the problem it is intended to solve: the word “solution” should instead be replaced by a concrete descriptive term for the type of product, such as “software”. Solution often is used simply as a buzzword that can be eliminated altogether with no loss of meaning

Dubious use:

  • “The company offers web hosting solutions for e-business…” Instead say “The company offers web hosting for e-business…” (if that is what it does).

Acceptable use:

  • “A solution of sodium chloride in water…”
  • “The solution to the chess problem involves the sacrifice of the knight…”

Cut the bull from your press releases. Please

26th
Feb
by Sarah Turner

I was amused by a letter in this week’s Design Week, in which Richard Murray, of London’s Williams Murray Hamm, grumbles about the rubbishy press releases he receives from design consultants.

He complains of meaningless statements like ‘the brighter red feels more contemporary’. And refers to ‘merging the word Air and France asserts Air France’s international status while preserving its traditional values’ as “absolute c**k”.

Murray goes on to say that “if this is how we talk about what we do, it’s no surprise the design industry often struggles to be taken seriously.”

Yep, couldn’t agree more. Some press releases I see are appalling. Not only are they uninteresting, unstructured, full of industry bull and right up themselves, they’re also littered with punctuation and grammar errors.

If your PR agency is churning out this sort of nonsense you might want to think about changing your PR agency. Just sayin’.


Say what?

18th
Dec
by Sarah Turner

I loathe business bull and jargonese. And it seems the readers of the Daily Telegraph feel exactly the same way if recent correspondence with the broadsheet is anything to go by.      

So here are some of the words and phrases that we love to hate. Use at your peril!

Added bonus
Co-worker
First up
Giving 110%
Going forward
Heads up
Hearts and minds
Hit the ground running
Inclusive
Ramp up
Time challenged
Singing from the same hymn sheet


Whaddya talking about?

25th
Sep
by Sarah Turner

Business bull, buzzword bingo, biz speak and jargonese. Consultants and senior management love them. Copywriters hate them. Here are some overused phrases currently being banded about the boardroom (and a light-hearted look at what they really mean!)

 
1. Blue Sky thinking: You have our permission to come up with something really craaaaaazy. We will probably ignore you anyway.

2. Going forward: Let me tell you what you’re going to do next.

3. Low-hanging fruit: Tackle the easy stuff first. Procrastinate about the rest.

4. Joined up thinking: For once we are actually going to consider something thoroughly before making a decision.

5. Mission critical: Screw this up and your P45 is in the post.

6. Pro-active: Let’s retaliate first.

7. Touch base: Email, messenger or text someone. Or if the worst comes to the worst – actually speak to them.


 

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