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Our punctuation has gone missing. Reward offered

31st

Mar

by Sarah Turner

Trawling the interwebs this week I came across this little beauty (names have been removed to protect the innocent).

There are three issues that are consistently addressed in our work: client needs, purpose, cost + the site, its context, history + materials, light, volume.

Hmmmm. I’m guessing there’s punctuation missing. Some semicolons probably. Or a comma or six.

But nope, I have no idea what they mean either.

Tags: semicolons

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