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Lindsay Johns: Ghetto grammar robs the young of a proper voice

2nd
Sep
by Sarah Turner

I was writing about teen slang the other week. You may recall there was a quiz. Now, I love slang. And teenagers  in particular love slang.  But I have to admit there’s a time and a place. And what’s worrying is there seems to be a whole generation of kids who don’t know when to drop the innits. Because no-one’s told them they should.

One of the things I found shocking during the recent London riots – apart from the wanton vandalism – was the linguistic capabilities of many of the yoofs that were spoken to by the media. There was one kid they interviewed who finished every half garbled and unintelligible senetence with ‘ya get me?’. No mate. I don’t get you. Oh and by the way you don’t live in the Projects in Baltimore, so why talk like you do. He may have had a very valid point about social injustice, poor education and the lack of affordable housing in the Capital but I couldn’t understand a word he was saying. How will he get on in an interview I wonder?

A couple of weeks  ago I read a brilliant article by  Lindsay Johns in the Evening Standard about this very same subject. It’s a good read. Here’s the link. Ghetto grammar robs the young of a proper voice.

 


15th
Aug
by Sarah Turner

It’s been a week since we saw the worst of the rioting in my home town of London. These are just some of the signs that have appeared.

Got any more? Send them over and I’ll get them on the blog.

 

Jamie Oliver's Clapham Junction

 

Finsbury Park courtesy of http://yfrog.com/gy386oej

 

Peckham courtesy of http://twitpic.com/63gnw5

 

 


So, like, how did you do with the teen slang?

15th
Jul
by Sarah Turner

Ok, so here are the answers from yesterday’s post. Was you tidy or was you confuzzled?

1.How might you embarrass a friend?

Dekecking – pulling down your mates’s trousers. What a jape!
Baring
Gopping

2. If a girl was to describe an attractive boy, what might she say?

Mcfittie – Obvs.
Grimmer
Bosh

3. If something was amusing it could be described as:

Chenzed
Savage
Hollage – hilarious!

4. If a young person has too much too drink what would they be?

Chenzed – tired or drunk
Confuzzled
Bagged

5. “You turn into a right…….when you’re drunk”

Bosh
Grimmer
Meg – It means ‘most embarrassing girl/guy’. Who knew?

And how about these?

Redonkulous – ridiculous
Sketchy – flaky
Bless – cute, sweet, same as awww
Old School – back in the day. As in “I love old school hip-hop like Grandmaster Flash”. Oh by the way, people who say ‘old school’ are too young to remember it
My bad – or My B. My mistake. Or Mea Culpa if you’re that way inclined
Man up – Be brave, toughen up. (Most used from the stands at Emirates Stadium in the direction of over-dramatic European players)
Killa – the best, number one. As in “killa tunes”
Netglow – what you suffer from when you buy something that looks really good online but is rubbish when it arrives
Facebook minute – an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when you only wanted to quickly check your messages
Text purgatory – waiting for someone to text back. “Why hasn’t he texted me yet? Why? Why?”

So how did you do? Were you porn (good) or were you a wasteman (fool). You get me?


Say what? Are you up to speed with teen slang?

14th
Jul
by Sarah Turner

I’m part of a mentoring programme that mentors teenagers in south west London. And during a mentors get-together last night we had a quiz on teenage slang.

This will:
1. Make you feel very old if you get them all wrong.
2. Get you instant respect on Facebook from your teenage rellys if you get them all right.

But remember if you say things like ‘down with the kids’ you really aren’t.

See how you get on.

1. How might you embarrass a friend?

Dekecking
Baring
Gopping

2. If a girl was to describe an attractive boy, what might she say?

Mcfittie
Grimmer
Bosh

3. If something was amusing it could be described as:

Chenzed
Savage
Hollage

4. If a young person has too much too drink they would be:

Chenzed
Confuzzled
Bagged

5. “You turn into a right…….when you’re drunk”

Bosh
Grimmer
Meg

And what do these all mean?

Redonkulous
Sketchy
Bless
Old School
My bad
Man up
Killa
Netglow
Facebook minute
Text purgatory

Anyway, gotta bounce. Answers tomorrow.


She Ain’t Heavy, She’s Just the Home Secretary

27th
Jun
by Sarah Turner

She’s not a small woman. I think he should be allowed to stay purely based on his gallantry.


 

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